Getting a kiss from your crush may be THE MOST difficult job in the entire world. Without proper kissing pick up lines, you will be waiting to get that special smooch your entire life.
The good thing is—we have 200+ kiss pick up lines to help get you the most desired kiss of your life. This article contains cute, funny, cheesy, corny, and smirky kissing pick up lines that will leave your crush with no choice but to kiss you!
So if you are struggling to get close to your crush, and want to start flirty conversations with them, these pick up lines for kiss are perfect to use.
Let’s dive into the cheesiest collection of action-worthy kissing pick up lines:
Kiss Pick Up Lines
Here are smart kissing pick up lines that will make your crush land her lips over yours without any talking!
1. They say that kissing is a language of love. So, how about we have a conversation?
2. I have skittles in my mouth. Want to taste the rainbow?
3. I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I’ll bring you luck!
4. Hershey’s factories make millions of kisses a day, but I would rather buy one from you.
5. I wish your hair were made of mistletoe, so I’d always have an excuse to kiss you.
7. Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?
8. Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
9. My lips have gotten a bit rusty, some friction with your lips may help me get it off.
10. If you’re going to continue being charming then you’ll need to kiss me; I can not keep my lips away from attractive people.
11. Feel free to use kisses as a method to shut me up anytime.
12. Excuse me, but do those smiles come with kisses?
13. My friends call me Sugar Lips — wanna find out why?
14. Got anyone to kiss at midnight? If not, my lips are free to use for you babe.
15. One, two, three, four. I declare a tongue war.
16. I’m a tattoo artist. Wanna try a red mark on your neck?
17. They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
18. I could write poems on your neck with my lips.
19. I can’t even look at you without wanting to kiss you.
20. 7.594 billion pairs of lips on the planet, and all I can think about is kissing yours.
21. You’re gorgeous! Let me seal my words with a kiss.
22. If kisses were raindrops, I’d give you showers. If hugs were minutes, I’d give you hours.
23. Kissing is good for your teeth. You have teeth, I have teeth, let’s upgrade?
24. You’re so sweet, kissing you would give me diabetes. But I can bear all that just so I can kiss you.
25. You remind me of my pinky toe. Because you’re short, cute, and I’m probably going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.
26. I don’t have a library card, but can I check your lips out?
27. Guess what I’m wearing? The smile your sweet kisses left me.
28. I want to wake up to you kissing me in the middle of the night.
29. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
30. Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys the earth.
31. Your lips are so beautiful, that it’d be a sin to satisfy them only with kisses.
32. Consider this a warning baby—I will kiss you the next time I see your tasty lips!
33. I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss.
34. If I had a garden, I’d put your tu-lips and my tu-lips together.
35. Forget butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am just thinking about kissing you.
36. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
37. Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say that a gorgeous girl kissed me on new year’s night.
38. I can’t stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands through your dreamy hair.
39. I have an owie on my lips, will you kiss it and make it better?
40. I kiss you on the neck because I wanna feel you quiver.
41. I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
42. Being that hot, you’re basically asking to be kissed by me.
43. I like kissing so much, I’ll be like, “Come here I want another one.”
44. Let my tongue explain how much I crave you.
45. If you catch me staring at your lips when we talk, just kiss me.
46. Are you my life? Because I think I might end up kissing you.
47. Do you believe in love at first flight, because when I look at your lips, I can see my final destination.
48. If I were a tear in your eye, I would roll down to your lips and die peacefully.
49. If I told you that you have gorgeous lips, would you rub them over my lips?
50. Your lips look pretty heavy, mind if I hold you for them? I would carry them on my lips everywhere we go!
51. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your lips, everything else disappears!
52. I am sure you would be craving a kiss on Valentine’s day. You can book my lips if you want!
Pick up lines about Kissing
Did you enjoy the kissing pick up lines above? These pick up lines for kiss will definitely bring you the lips you desire so much! Anyway, below are more astounding kissing pick up lines to impress your crush and get kiss rewards!
53. Don’t bite your lips, I will do that for you.
54. I have fallen for your lovely lips; could you grant me permission to take them for a bumpy ride?
Do you like Marvel heroes , because they are introducing me as the Kisser man, and I’m looking for a female lead. Can we start auditioning already?
55. Are you out of your lipstick remover? Because my lips will be the perfect replacement!
56. I can’t stop thinking about your lips on mine. Place them over here asap!
57. I want to be craved by you. I want you to think about kissing me as much as I think about kissing you.
58. I can’t wait till I can roll over and kiss you good morning instead of sending a text.
59. “If I could, I would kiss you all night.”
60. The slower the kiss, the faster the heart beats. Do you want to experience the magic of my kissing?
61. Tell me about your day while I softly kiss your neck.
62. You’re cute; you’d be even cuter with your lips over mine.
63. I kinda wish you were touching my lips inappropriately right now.
64. Do you remember your first kiss? If not, kiss me because you’ll remember it for the rest of your life!
65. I wish I was kissing you instead of thinking about you.
66. Push me up against the wall and tell me I drive you crazy… I want to feel your lips madly right now.
67. I want your lips on top of mine. I want them resting peacefully, finding home in my lips.
68. My last desire is to kiss a gorgeous woman; will you fulfill my wish?
69. I want to taste your lips, smell your neck, and touch the deepest parts of your soul.
70. I will eat you slowly with my kisses.
71. Kiss me with your plumpy lips softly. Lick me with your wet tongue gently and make me completely yours.
72. It’s New Year’s eve, and I want to start the year with your kiss tonight.
73. “I want you bound with me;. exposed at my mercy. Lose yourself to me. I’ll make you mine with every kiss and scream.”
74. All I need is just a little smooch on your lips, with the warmth of my tongue rolling over and stroking your lips.
75. Let my tongue explain how bad I’m craving your delicious lips!
76. I wanna be the best friend who occasionally kisses you.
77. Come on, a few innocent kisses will not ruin our friendship.
78. What turns me on? Your juicy lips.
79. My lips only want to be touched by you. For the rest of this night, and for the rest of my life.
80. My mouth wants to do naughty things to your lips.
81. My lips are yours to take advantage of.
82. I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips you’re saving from everyone.
83. Nice lipstick shade. Is it made of kissing material?
84. It’s not my fault I fell in love with your beautiful lips. Those are the ones that I wanna play with.
85. Honey, your lips give new meaning to the definition of ‘edible’.
86. What is the point of applying lipstick when I am about to wipe it off?
87. Your lips are so cute, they distract me like hell.
88. I can keep flirting with you; but I’d rather not waste our time and kiss you with all of my heart.
89. Of all wonders in the world, your lips are my favorite, and I wanna kiss them right now.
90. Do you know what your lips seem to be made of? Kissing material. And I want to check if that’s true!
91. Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?
92. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back. I will keep returning the favor for the rest of my life!
93. I can’t taste my lips; could you do it for me and tell me what flavor they are?
94. Correct me if I’m wrong, but you want to kiss me, right?
95. Are you French? Extend your country’s knowledge and you give me a lesson on how to french kiss?
96. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
97. A kiss to me! No, I’m not Irish, I just make out hard!
98. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
99. Do you like kissing? Me too. We should do it together sometime.
100. I like your honey lips. Can I taste them a bit?
101. Kissing your neck; even the thought of this innocent act turns me on!
Pick up lines for kiss with your crush
I totally get how it feels to wait for that perfect timing when your lips will be pressing against your crush’s lips. But that won’t ever happen, if you don’t know how to lure your crush in and make them attracted to you!
Well, a confident attitude and some kissing pick up lines are all you need to grab yourself some hot smooching. Here are more amazing pick up lines for kiss!
102. Are you going to vote with that thing, or let me kiss just take the chance and kiss you?
103. Hey baby, how about some lip wrestling?
104. Can I give you a kiss? If you don’t like it you can return it. I am 100% sure I will like it!
105. Kiss me. I’m not Irish, but we can pretend.
106. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how to do it the right way!
107. It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss as my gift?
108. Kiss me and leave your troubles away; we’re both drunk and won’t remember it tomorrow.
109. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Guadalupe?
110. Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.
111. Can you lend me some kisses and hugs? I’ll return them with 100% interest.
112. My lips are like the Blarney Stone – kiss them for good luck.
113. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot using only my tongue — wanna see?
114. I don’t want to kiss you goodbye, I want to kiss you goodnight. So I can keep kissing you good morning and goodnight from the next day!
115. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Butch, Jimmy, and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.
116. If you need to practice french kissing, I’m always here for you.
117. My friends call me Honey Lips — wanna find out why?
118. If being a crossroads demon is the way to score a kiss from you, then so be it.
119. Do you know it’s unlucky to be so good looking and not have anyone to kiss at midnight?
120. If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I make the rules.
121. My lips need your lips to survive in this kissing world.
122. Smiling is the second best thing you can do with your lips, kissing me is the first.
123. I was reading the Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss?”
124. I’ve always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.
125. Are you Jewish? Because the way you’re looking at me, I’m beginning to think I would kiss you.
126. Can I trouble you with some naughty kisses?
127. How about we try an experimental kiss? It’s strictly for research purposes.
128. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but there are still dinosaurs out there, right?
129. I’m going to kiss you right now. Say ‘Kiss Me’ if you want me to stop.
130. Eye for an eye? Nah, I’m more of a kiss-for-a-kiss kind of guy.
131. You remind me of a mezuzah… So, I’m supposed to kiss you, right?
132. I heard you’re not good at the subject ‘body geography?’ I wanna teach you about it through my lips.
133. Your lips are so beautiful you made me forget my kissing pick up line.
134. Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them on your lips.
135. Are you a kissing angel? Because you keep coming in my dreams every night and kiss me gently. Now I want to change my dreams to reality!
136. I had a good pick up line but your gorgeous lips continue to interrupt me. Maybe kissing them would help me remember!
137. Summer’s over, and you know how I know. Because I’m about to fall for your lips.
138. I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil. But now that I’m close, I see both heaven and hell in your lips.
139. Say “I bet $10 I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” If she accepts the bet, kiss her and tell her I lost the bet.
140. Your lips look dry, want to use my lips as a balm?
141. Your lips talk so much but the only thing they haven’t told me is when I can kiss them. So I will just do it anytime.
142. Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to kiss your lips?
143. Damn girl, I thought diamonds were the prettiest until I laid my eyes on your lips!
144. Your lips are deeper than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!
145. If I told you that you had beautiful lips, would you make them friends with mine?
146. Your lips are so hot, they must be the reason behind global warming.
147. My intuition tells me your lips are so sweet. Can I have a taste; I wanna confirm that as a fact.
148. Your lips must be Snickers, because they satisfy me.
149. I thought you missed me, and I think you want to kiss me.
150. I am a man of few words and more kissing. You are so beautiful. Now can we get down to some incredible makeout session?
151. I didn’t believe in heaven, until I saw your lips. Will I have to die to kiss them?
Lips pick up lines
Talking about your crush’s lips can be the perfect way to grab a kiss. These lips pick up lines will not only impress them, but also make them want to meet your lips asap!
152. Your lips look so fruity to me. Can I taste your lip gloss?
153. My lips won’t just kiss themselves! Will you kiss me?
154. Are your lips a rainstorm? Because they’re making me dripping wet.
155. I was feeling a little off today, but your lips definitely turned me on.
156. I’m not Irish, but you can still kiss me if you want.
157. I should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?
158. Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me this beautiful morning?
159. Hi baby, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? I mean I am going mad for your amazing lips!
160. I want you to touch my soul with your beautiful lips.
161. Do you like that Katy Perry song: I Kissed A Girl. I wanna sing it for you.
162. You are wondering what’s wrong with you. You need my lips making out with yours, that’s what is wrong with you!
163. If your lips were a burger at McDonald’s, they would be McGorgeous.
164. Your lips seem like Google, because they are all I am searching for!
165. Do you know what my lips are made of? “Satisfying you” material.
166. Do you believe in kissing at first sight, because I surely do. Your lips are pulling me towards you right now.
167. I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.
168. I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight.
169. Hey baby, my name is Windows and my lips are having a Crash on you.
170. There must be something wrong with my lips, I can’t seem to take them off of you!
171. I can hold my liquor but kissing you makes me weak at the knees.
172. I know my french kiss will be a little cold but at least you’ll get a little moisture back!
173. Consider this your two-minute warning… before I kiss you. (Count to two seconds and kiss them)
174. Pointing at their lips say, “baby, you got a little beautiful on your face.”
175. You have lips, I have lips. Interesting… what we can do when we put them together.
176. I want to write a love story on your body with my lips. Trust me, it would be a sexy one.
177. I will treat your lips like my homework: slam you on the table and do them all night long.
178. Do you know what shade would really look great on your lips? The shade of my mouth.
179. Your lips are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.
180. You have killer lips. Maybe you could choke me with them.
181. You look cold. Want to use my lips to warm you up?
182. I’m getting horny, so can I get your Clips right now? But the “C” is silent.
183. I hope you like dragons because I will be dragon my lips across your face tonight.
184. Do your lips have a flavor, or can I call them mine?
185. If you got a star for every time I thought about kissing you, you would be holding a galaxy.
186. If you kiss my neck, I am not responsible for what’s coming next.
187. I just want to hold you, kiss you, and put handcuffs on you.
188. I want to kidnap you and trade kisses in return for your release.
189. Did you know kissing reduces stress and lowers your blood pressure. I am so stressed out right now, wanna kiss?
190. Twinkle twinkle little star, let’s have a steamy makeout session inside my car.
I want to kiss you like I own you.
191. Don’t tempt me, I will pin you up against the nearest wall, pin your arms above your head and I promise you, you’ll feel differently about me when my lips leave yours.
192. I am blinded by your beauty so I am going to need your lips and time for insurance reasons.
193. I like pizza, you like pizza. I am bad at poems, kiss me.
194. I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you so much.
195. If you’re bored, you could kiss me and pass your time.
196. The thought of kissing you keeps me awake at night. And when I finally sleep, the dream of kissing you keeps me asleep!
197. I bet kissing your luscious lips is like eating a sweet licorice jelly bean.
198. I wish my lips tasted like yours. Can you leave some flavor on them?
199. Let’s commit the perfect crime. I will steal your kiss, you steal mine.
200. I lost my lip balm, can I apply your lips on me?
201. Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite. Remember smiles come with kisses!
202. All I can think of is me, you, making out in my bed now…. With your sugar lips caressing mine.
203. Your lips seem lonely, I am not an organ donor, but I would be happy to give you my lips.
Dating in today’s world is competitive, and getting a kiss is one big deal. But that’s a problem for the weak hearts.
If you use these good kissing pick up lines or the funny kissing pick up lines above while talking to your crush, it will make them think about kissing you more than you think about kissing them. You just need to be confident, and approach them with your true naughty intent. You’ll be surprised to know they are just as spicy as you are, maybe even more! I’m 100% sure these pick up lines for kiss will get you what you’re so eagerly chasing!
So, the next time you get the chance, use any of these 200+ kissing pick up lines and earn yourself a smooth smooch!
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