200+ Hilarious Jokes For Kids
Love the sound of your kid’s laughter? Here are 200+ hilarious jokes for kids to never stop the fun at home!
“Knock Knock!”
Who’s there?
“Hawai!”
Hawai who?
“I’m fine! How are you!!!!!”
Hahahahaha!
Bad dad jokes are my favorite genre! They make our kids cringe so hard and everything gets extra hilarious. Their cute giggles make us want to do it all day and all night! If you are running out of good jokes for kids, here are 200+ funny jokes to crack for a non-stop fun session.
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Here’s another:
“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was OUTSTANDING in his field!”
From silly puns to knock-knock jokes, we’ve got everything you need to become the ultimate joke master at school, home, or even on the playground! So get ready to spread laughter like confetti – it’s joke time!
Below you will find:
- Best Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
- Spring Jokes For Kids
- April Fool Jokes For Kids
- Summer Jokes For Kids
- Dog Jokes For Kids
- Disney Jokes For Kids
- Pirate Jokes For Kids
- Hilarious “Back To School” Jokes For Kids
- Baseball Jokes For Kids
- Cat Jokes For Kids
- Poop Jokes For Kids
- STAR WAR Jokes For Kids
- Funny Jokes For Kids
- Bad Dad Jokes For Kids
- Christmas Jokes For Kids
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Best Knock-Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Joke! Joke who? Jokes for you! Enjoy the laughter!
Knock Knock jokes are fun because they are interactive and create a build-up for the joke to unfold. They will knock you with hilarity, puns, and absolute wit!
Below are 26 best knock-knock jokes for your kids that will get your kids on the floor laughing. Remember, timing and delivery are important to pull them off!
1. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut asks, it’s a secret.
2. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in! It’s cold out here.
3. Knock, Knock.
Who’d there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split.
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Choose day
Choose day who?
Lovely chuesday, innit!
6. Knock, knock.
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
7. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
8. Knock, knock.
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
10. Knock, Knock
Who’s there
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these knock-knock jokes.
11. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow who
MOO!
12. Knock, knock.
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke!
13. Knock, knock.
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up, and answered the door.
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
16. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me.
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel… that’s why I knocked.
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your bell. I have been knocking on the door forever.
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do!
20. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil.
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barabara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who?
Who who?
That’s what an owl says.
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Sure, W-H-O! Mention not.
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nona.
Nona who?
Nona your business, that’s who.
25. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer almonds.
26. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Bacon
Bacon who?
Bacon some cookies in there. Smells delicious.
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Spring Jokes For Kids
What is a better way to teach your kids a little about spring than by cracking “Jokes about spring for kids.”
Fun with puns on flowers and blooms!
It’s time to enjoy the season with some spring-sprinkled jokes that are just as bright, cheerful, and colorful as the season. We have got puns on blooms, cute wordplay on animals, and jokes that will have you rolling on the floor with butterflies.
27. What kind of music do spring flowers listen to? Hip-hop-a-pot-a-mus!
28. Why did the bee get detention? Because he was caught spelling pollen wrong.
29. Knock knock! Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning in the bathtub.
30. What do you call a bear who loves spring cleaning? A yogi bear.
31. How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited, he wet his plants.
32. What is a flower’s favorite kind of pickle? A daffo-dil.
33. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily!
34. What did one April shower say to the other? “May flowers.”
35. What goes up when the rain goes down? An umbrella!
36. Why did the baby cloud cry? Because it was feeling low.
37. What did the earth say to the spring rain? Finally! I feel parched.
38. Why are trees very forgiving in spring? Because they turn over a new leaf.
39. Why is the letter ‘A’ like a flower? Because a ‘B’ comes after it.
40. What season is it when you jump on a trampoline? Springtime.
41. What do you call an emergency in spring? May day!
42. Why did the bird go to school in the spring? To get a better tweet-ment.
43. What do you get when you plant kisses in the garden? Tulips.
44. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
45. How did you catch a squirrel in the spring? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
46. Why do flowers always drive so fast? Because they put petals on the metal!
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April Fool Jokes For Kids
April fool jokes are usually not verbal, you will have to get CREATIVE with your evil plans. Yes, you will need a plan (not words) and the plan must be executed with pure perfection. Otherwise, you will lose the game.
The keyword is to get “SHOCK THEM” but the shock should be funny, not disrespectful!
Here are a few fun April Fool jokes for kids to trick their cunning brains.
47. Jelly Juice
- Prepare glass-shaped jello one day prior to April Fools Day!
- The next day, add just a little juice to the glass to make it look like real juice.
- Call your kids down for breakfast and hand them over the juice (which is jello in reality.)
- Enjoy their confused look when no juice touches their mouth!
48. Orea bait and switch
Replace the cream center of a few Oreos with white toothpaste and let your kids enjoy the taste of it!
49. Cheetos swap with baby carrot
Take a packet and unload all the Cheetos carefully. Next, fill the packet with cut baby carrots (shaped like Cheetos). Play a little and keep one or two real Cheetos to trick your kids.
- Take both Cheetos out and eat in the presence of kids.
- Ask if they want some and when they do come forth to grab the snack; they are BUSTED!
50. Tape toilet paper into their shorts.
It’s a harmless prank, but fun nonetheless! When they go out, they will be going out with a long white tail!
51. Juicy shoes!
Okay this is going to be a little messy, but we are celebrating April Fool’s Day here; it’s alright to be messy every once in a while.
Take your kid’s shoes and a good amount of mango juice in both pairs. When they walk and you hear the shoes squeeze with liquid, pretend to be shocked and ask your kids if they farted.
If they walk in those shoes, there’s a high chance it will spill on the floor. Pretend they wet their pants and add on to the laughter!
52. Colored showered water
Place a few drops of any color in your shower head before your kids go to take a shower. It would be fun when they notice green liquid sticking to them. Avoid red or pink colors to avoid scarejump.
53. Mystery soap
Coat a bar of soap with transparent nail polish. When your kids try to wash their hands, it won’t lather!
54. Does the water smell?
Take a bottle that’s easily squeezable.
- When your kids are around, take a sip from the bottle and make a bad face after tasting the water.
- “This water tastes weird. Can you smell it?”
- Bring it close to their nose and when they are about to sneak a sniff, puncture/squeeze the bottle on their face!
55. Fake bug in lampshade
Place a realistic-looking fake bug inside a lampshade. When they turn on the light, they will see an unexpected shadow.
56. Upside-down cups
Place the cup upside down on a flat surface with a small surprise underneath. The surprise can be a scarejump toy or nothing but a slip that says “April’s fool!”
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Summer Jokes For Kids
Summer is all about beaches, shorts, sand castles, and soothing water. Take this opportunity to crack a few jokes here and there. It will make your kids either cringe or giggle, and both options are absolutely dear!
57. How does the ocean say Hi? With a wave!
58. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
59. What do you call a snowman on a hot day? A puddle!
60. Why did the boy bring a ladder to the beach? Because he wanted to go to high tide!
61. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
62. What do you call a nosey pepper? A jalapeno business.
63. What did one beach umbrella say to another? “Isn’t this a whale of a time?”
64. Why did the flip-flop get arrested? Because it was a beach bum.
65. Why did the popsicle wear a jacket? Because it was feeling chilly!
66. What did the sun say to the beach? Nothing, it just gave it a high five!
67. Why are sunglasses, such bullies? Because they pick on your nose and ears all day!
68. What do you call a funny mountain in the summer? A hilarious sight.
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Dog Jokes For Kids
These jokes become extra hilarious if you have a sweet fur baby right in your home and are a best friend to your kids.
69. What kind of music do dogs listen to? Pawp Music!
70. Why didn’t the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!
71. Why is a tree like a big dog? They both have a lot of bark.
72. How do fleas travel from dog to dog? By itch-hiking.
73. When it’s raining cats and dogs, what do you risk stepping in? A poodle!
74. What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog!
75. What do you call a dog who loves magic tricks? A labra-cadabra-dor!
76. Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the bark-ery!
77. Why did the one flea say to the other flea on the dog? “My, my! This is a ruff neighborhood.
78. What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary? take the words right out of his mouth.
79. Why was everyone shocked that I let my dog drive my car?
80. What does a dog stay in when she goes camping? A pup-up tent!
81. What did the dog say after finishing dead last in a race? I’m last but not leashed! So, who’s the winner?
82. How does a dog stop a movie? By hitting the paws button.
83. Why do beagles hate the rain/ They don’t want to step on a poodle!
84. (If you have pugs, this one’s for you) Did somebody order a pugkin spice latte? (Dress the dog in a Starbucks print, haha!)
85. How can you tell if a dog is lazy? It only chases parked cars.
86. What do dogs have in common with phones? They have a caller ID!
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Disney Jokes For Kids
Are your kids a fan of Disney movies?
Here are amazing puns to crack on their favorite character! Giggles are sure to follow!
87. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? because she always runs away from the ball!
88. Disneyland prices are now well over $100 a person. Maybe now they’ll buy Donald Duck some pants!
89. Where did Captain Hook buy his hook? At a second-hand store!
90. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto.
91. How does Elsa stay in shape? She does the frozen workout!
92. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? Because he wanted to work overtime!
93. What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear at the rodeo? You have got a friend in me!
94. What’s Tarzan’s favorite song? Not jingle bells, it’s JUNGLE BELLS!
95. How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? Ewoks! (He walks)
96. Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road? He was going on a Minnie vacation.
97. What’s the Hulk’s Favorite song? “It’s not easy being green!”
98. What kind of music is scary for balloons? Pop Music!
99. Sorry boys, I don’t sing! It’s a Disney film. You have no choice!
100. Did you hear of the Marvel character that’s always ready for summer? He’s Tan-os
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Pirate Jokes For Kids
Aye Aye, Captain!
Dreaming of sailing seas with a trusty parrot and a treasure far away in the sea? Well, the journey ensures victory, but you shouldn’t miss out on the fun! The ocean should be full of salt and funny banter.
We have “pirate jokes for kids” so funny they’d make even Captain Hook crack a toothy and patchy smile.
So batten down the hatches and get ready for some yo-ho-ho-hilarious pirate jokes!
101. Why were the kids so restless in pirating class? Because they were overboard!
102. Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrr!
103. Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? They wash up on shores later.
104. What’s a pirate’s favorite camera brand? Cannon!
105. What do you call Apple’s new invention for Pirates? The ipatch!
106. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!
107. Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck.
108. What’s a Pirate’s favorite letter? C!
109. What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes? 8 pirates!
110. How did the pirate find out he needed glasses? He took an eye exam!
111. Why do pirates make great lawyers? Because they have great arrrguments.
112. How do pirates communicate? Aye to aye!
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Hilarious “Back To School” Jokes For Kids
If your kids dread going back to school after a fun summer. Here’s how to fill them with enthusiasm. Throw these “Back to School” Jokes at your kids and watch them get excited to use the same jokes on their friends.
113. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
114. What did one pencil say to another pencil on the first day of school? You look sharp!
115. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
116. Why did the pencil case get detention? Because it was caught carrying a sharpener.
117. Why did the school bus take a nap? Because it was too tired.
118. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
119. Why did the new student steal a chair? Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
120. What did one calculator say to the other calculator? You can always count on me!
121. Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? Because it’s not right.
122. Why did the earthworm skip school? Because he didn’t feel very grounded!
123. Why did the butterfly get a B in class? Because she couldn’t behave properly— she was still a caterpillar at heart.
124. What did one textbook say to the other? “Don’t worry, it will be over soon… the summer vacation! YESSS!
125. Why did the pencil case get detention? Because it was caught carrying a sharpener.
126. What do you call a grumpy teacher? A grouchy-graph.
127. What is a computer’s favorite snack? Computer chips.
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Baseball Jokes For Kids
If your kids love to play baseball, here’s how you can get more relatable and engaging. It will also show them that you are invested in their interests and encourage them to pursue their interest more boastfully.
Jokes for 6-7 years olds:
128. What do you call a baseball player with no bat? A base-out!
129. What has four legs but can’t walk? A baseball diamond!
130. What did the baseball glove say to the ball? “Catch you later.”
131. Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole second base!
132. Why was the baseball stadium so cool? Because it has a lot of fans!
133. Why did the baseball pitcher bring a pencil to the game? In case he needed to draw a strike.
134. Which baseball player holds the water? A pitcher!
135. Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform? New Jersey!
136. How did the baseball player lose his house? He made his home run!
137. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
138. Why did the baseball say to the gloves? Nothing, it just grinned.
139. Why did the fan bring binoculars to the game? To see the double header better!
140. What position does a belt play on the baseball team? It holds up the pants!
141. What do you call a baseball that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox!
142. What position does a computer play on the team? The shortstop! (Because it can store a lot of data… get it?
143. What do you call a baseball player who can’t throw a straight ball? A curveball pitcher.
144. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have guts.
145. Why don’t matches play baseball? One strike and you are out.
146. A baseball player can sell himself to a new team if he has a good pitch.
147. Why are baseball games at night? Bats sleep during the day.
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Cat Jokes For Kids
Got a cat home? Well, use it to your advantage and ensure laughter!
148. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
149. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mewntain.
150. What is a cat’s favorite subject in school? Mewsic.
151. What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
152. What is a cat’s favorite car? A purr-rari!
153. What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
154. Did you hear about the cat that almost fell off a cliff? It lived to tell the tail.
155. What is a cat’s best subject in school? Hiss-tory!
156. Why do cats make terrible DJs? They always paws the tunes.
Poop Jokes For Kids
It doesn’t matter how lame your “poop joke” might be, it will make your kids laugh non-stop. There’s something about poops and farts that gets our kids in a good mood instantly!
So, why not seize the opportunity and crack these hilarious poop jokes for kids.
(5 year old jokes)
157. What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past!
158. Why did the boy bring toilet paper to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
159. What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? If we stick together, we can stop this crap.
160. What is the bathroom fairy called? Stinker-belle!
161. What do you call a dog that you find in a bathroom? A poo-dle!
162. Poop jokes aren’t my favorite but they are solid!
163. Did you hear about the constipated movie? It never came out!
164. What did the poop say to the fart? You blow me away!
165. Love is a lot like a fart. It’s no good if you have to force it.
166. What did one poop say to another poop? You stink!
167. What did the toilet say to the plunger? “Thanks for always having my back.”
168. You never understand their importance until you run out of them. Toilet papers are a great example of it! Appreciate your toilet paper.
169. What did the poop say when it got flushed? Just going with the flow.
170. What do you call it when you poop in your pants? Crap-tastrophe.
171. What do you call a constipated superhero? Stuck-Man!
172. What do you call a really good friend who helps you after a messy accident? A true pooper-trooper!
173. What did the diaper say to the baby? You have gotta be kidding me!
174. Why did the poop want to go to school? To become a fertilizer comedian.
175. What’s brown and sticky? A stick, silly!
176. What do you call a really loud fart? A sonic boom!
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Star War Jokes For Kids
Got a science mastermind at home? Well, you will need to upgrade the level of your jokes. They will not crack at lame jokes, you need to get witty, and what’s better than STAR WAR Jokes!?
(Jokes For 9 Years Olds!)
177. What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Darth Tater.
178. How does Admiral Ackbar order his coffee? It’s a frap!
179. What did Luke Skywalker say to Emperor Palpatine at the party? May the fourth be with you!
180. What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker? Use the forks, Luke!
181. When did Baby Yoda say his first word? Right after his second word.
182. What do you call two suns fighting each other? A sun-duel!
183. What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit? Mango Fett!
184. Why did the stormtrooper miss his target? Because he was using a laser pointer!
185. What do you call an invisible droid? C-through-PO
186. What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo? Use the horse, Luke!
187. Why is Darth Vader not safe for children under age 3? He’s a choking hazard.
188. What do you call a Zombie Ewok? The Ewoking Dead!
Funny Jokes For Kids
189. Tomato jokes: Once upon a time; Mumma tomato, Papa Tomato, and Baby Tomato were walking down the street. Baby tomato falls down without any notice. Upon realizing this, Papa Tomato looks back and asks him “KETCHUP!”
190. Electricity pun:
a. Watt a shock!
b. You conduct yourself very well! Are you gold?
c. I’m feeling a little positive today. (Electricity has positive and negative charges)
d. Ohm my gosh! This class is boring! (Ohm is a unit of resistance)
191. Tuesday pun: Lovely Chuesday (British accent for Tuesday) morning, innit, love?
192. Chicken Jokes For Kids:
a. What do you call chicken jokes? YOKES!
b. How do chickens stay fit? They do egg-ercise.
c. How do chickens like their eggs? Hatched!
193. Water puns:
a. Water to oil: Hey want to hang out? Oil: Sorry, we don’t mix! Water: What a hydrophobe!
b. “Water” you up to!
194. Fruit Jokes: It happened right before my berry (very) eyes.
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Bad Dad Jokes For Kids
If you are a good dad and not cracking bad dad jokes, what are you even doing? See, every good dad must crack bad dad jokes, otherwise you are missing out!
Here are 15 hilarious bad dad jokes for your kids!
195. Dad: What is the worst day for eggs?
Daughter: What?
Dad: Fry-day!
196. Once again, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears— 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
197. Son, why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
198. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity; it’s impossible to put down.
199. I used to be a baker, son, but I couldn’t make enough dough (Though)
200. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos (he glues) it together.
201. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
202. Son, believe me when I say this, I don’t trust stairs.
Why dad?
They are always up to something!
203. Son: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Sure, son! (Continues to hold two pieces of bread on either side of son’s head. Now, you are a sandwich, son.)
204. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
205. I got hit in the head with a can of Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink!
206. Son: What’s for dinner?
Dad: No, we are having pasta, not “whatsfer”
207. The classic bad dad jokes starter pack:
Son: Day, I’m hungry!
Dad: Hi, hungry. I’m Dad!
208. Dad did a grape job raisin me.
209. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Christmas Jokes For Kids
210. What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Orna-mints!
211. What did one Christmas tree say to another Christmas tree? Lighten Up!
213. What body parts do you only see during Christmas? Mistle-toe!
214. Why do reindeers like Beyonce so much! Because she sleighs!
215. Knock Knock
Who’s there!?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow time to waste! It’s almost Christmas!
216. Knock Knock!
Who’s there!?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding up the Christmas tree.
217. How does Santa take photos? With a pole-ariod!
218. Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone!
219. What do you call Santa Claus when he stops moving? Santa Pause.
220. What do you call Santa with sharp nails? Santa Claws!
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